Two Eskimos sitting in a Kayak were getting very cold. So they lit a fire in the boat, and it sank, proving, that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
I agree Paul, I like the one liner's. As for steve, I'll have you know, my reports were not that bad. Infact I think my Teacher was very fond of me, she was always asking me to see her after class, and she would put loads of kisses in me books x x