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Old 04 Feb 10
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Two Eskimos sitting in a Kayak were getting very cold. So they lit a fire in the boat, and it sank, proving, that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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sorry mate thats a crap joke.

like your school report can do better !
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Gotta admit, jokes like that tickle me. Short & simple play on words, helps the day ease by.
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I agree Paul, I like the one liner's. As for steve, I'll have you know, my reports were not that bad. Infact I think my Teacher was very fond of me, she was always asking me to see her after class, and she would put loads of kisses in me books x x
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Lol....nice one...Colin keep them coming......
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